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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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pleadingthefilth:

So Obama can write a handwritten letter to Joan Rivers’ daughter saying how her mother made him and Michelle laugh (I wonder if this was before or after Joan referred to Michelle as the t-slur) but Obama had no time to call off Ferguson police gassing and shooting rubber/wooden bullets at peaceful protestors?


oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?


michaxl:

things boys say

  • no homo
  • it smells like ass in here

(Source: michaxl)